POWER PLANT CAT FORCE

Written by Sabine Küper on . Posted in Footprints, Subversives

Turkish Energy minister Taner Yıldız claimed, that a Cat caused the electricity cuts in the capital Ankara during the local election on the 30th of March.

Some critics had doubted the warrantableness of the results due to failures in the electronic counting system. Essentially the Frequency of electrical shortcuts in electoral districts opposing the ruling Party for Equality and Justice (AKP) was striking.

Sense of time wanted to disperse any kind of suspicion. So we asked some of the heavy weights of the cat crime scene on earth and even in the universe. In fact contradictious statements were made. Some of the Cat outlaws deny any kind of involvement, while others are gloating about having formed a Power plant Cat force. We’ll keep following this case!

Meanwhile some mean sources claim, that the AKP itself send the Power Plant Cat Force. The darkness, the kiddies provided, made them gain lot’s of votes:

http://www.deutsch-tuerkische-nachrichten.de/2014/04/500333/tuerkische-kommunalwahlen-oder-die-verschlungenen-wege-der-waehlerstimmen/

http://nsnbc.me/2014/03/31/turkey-cheats-triumph-in-election-wide-spead-and-systemic-fraud/

Some days later, Devlet Bahçeli, leader of the oppositional Party MHP claimed, that probably the Martians support the AKP: http://www.inenart.eu/?p=2646

 

 

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